Here’s a two-hour fanfilm that uses about 5-10 minutes from each film, in order, from Dr. No to Quantum of Solace.

The Metropolitan Museum of Art has the oldest known d20 in their collection, from some time in the Ptolemaic era (older than 300BC.) It was found by Reverend Chauncey Murch between 1883 and 1906, while Murch was a missionary in Egypt.

 

I wonder what edition they were playing..? More at C/Net.

I’ve been a Bond movie fan since I first saw The Spy Who Loved Me when I was a kid. I’ve stuck with the franchise, even when it was long in the tooth and stinking (Octopussy and A View to a Kill) and when it was excelling (For Your Eyes OnlyCasino Royale). I’m glad to say that Skyfall drops itself comfortably into the latter. While I’m not as aggressively hateful toward muddled, frenetic Quantum of Solace as many folks — I had no trouble following the plot, but spent most of the movie thinking about how I could have fixed it — I think that the filmmakers knew they had a lot to make up for.

Sam Mendes directs the movie and brings a slick, stylish flavor to the movie. The action sequences don’t get stuck in the Bourne-esque flashy edits that make it seem like there’s more going on than there is; the initial chase sequence through Istanbul is fast, furious, and for a motorcyclist very exciting. The technical proficiency to pull off the stunts is mind-boggling to me. The fight scenes are not overly complicated and flashy, but they use their surroundings to create atmosphere and advance the plot. In particular, there is a fantastic sequence in Shanghai that could have been ripped out of a science fiction movie – all shadows and neon. The character reveals are superb, from Bond walking out of shadows to have only his eyes highlighted, to the villain Silva’s monologuing while walking toward the viewer from a distance, the character slowly resolving in speech and focus. Brilliant.

The music is not by Bond alumni David Arnold, (and it shows) but Thomas Newman, who scored The Shawshank Redemption and Wall-E, just for example pulls off a sleek, modern sound while keeping many of the classic queues. Adele’s title theme is fantastic and she Basseys the hell out of it.

The cast is solid: Craig owns the role now, and manages to make a broken, violent killer sympathetic. Javier Bardem is by turns creepy scary, creepy funny, and just plain old creepy…but there is a scene between he and Judy Dench’s M that also makes him sympathetic. Like Bond, he was a fragile creature emotionally and M used the weaknesses to craft a model agent. The scene is, for my money, that best in the entire film. Naomie Harris is probably the weak link, here; she’s adequate in the role, but there’s a forced quality to her flirting with Bond, and a restraint that characterizes a lot of her work I’ve seen. Ralph Fiennes is..well, Ralph Fiennes. Even if he were phoning it in, you’d get a good performance.

Did I mention the old Aston-Martin DB5 tuns up? We’re talking the Goldfinger DB5 — fully loaded. Well, it does. Speaking of — there’s a lot of complaints about product placement in the new movies, to which my response is there always was. Bond movies are expensive and you need the financial support to make ’em. Also Bond is — much like Miami Vice was in the ’80s — about the lifestyle, as much as the character and plot: the Walther PPK (gag!), the Aston Martins or Lotuses or BMWs, the Brioni suits, British Airways, the places he goes (a travel agent’s dream ad), etc. etc. Just enjoy it and lust after the stuff you can’t have.

Had this not been a Bond movie, it would still have been a great thriller, and that makes it a top-notch Bond flick.

Style: 5 out of 5, Substance: 5 out of 5. Go see it. Now.

In honor of Skyfall, and the idiotic biometrically tagged PPK/S (great idea…when it works…), here’s the weapon Bond should be using when undercover (if we’re sticking with Walther.) I’ve shot one of these and was shocked by how accurate it was out to about 15 yards and how controllable, despite the low weight.

WALTHER PPS 9mm

Introduced in 2007, the PPS (Police Pistol, Slim) is one of the smallest 9mm self-defense guns available. Weighing in at 19.4 ounces unloaded, having an overall length of 6.3 inches and 5.9 inches from bottom of the large magazine to top of slide, it is easily concealable, powerful, and very accurate. Unlike the PPK, the PPS is highly reliable. The magazines come in 6, 7, or 8-rounds — the six round lies flush with the grip and is best for concealment, the eight best for grip and control.

PM: +1   S/R: 2   AMMO: 6   DC: F   CLOS: 0-3   LONG: 8-14   CON: -3   JAM: 99   DRAW: +1   RL: 1   COST: $600   GM Information: The stats are for the 6 round magazine, the 7 and 8 round raise the AMMO appropriately and lowers the CON to -2. There is a .40 S&W with the same stats, but has a 5, 6, and 7 round magazine.

 

 

Just in time for Skyfall, here’s the Aston Martin DBS…

ASTON-MARTIN DBS

Introduced in 2007 to replace the Vanquish, the DBS is a 5.9 litre 12-cylinder luxury GT automobile that brings an even more aggressive look, power, and handling to the line. The motor generates 510 horsepower and 420 ft-lbs of torque that takes the car from 0-60mph in 4.3 seconds and up to 191 mph (183 mph if through the Touchtronic2 transmission.) 85% of the car’s weight rests between the wheels and the hull of the vehicle is carbon fiber to reduce weight and aid in acceleration and fuel savings. The Adaptive Damping System, or ADS, tweaks the suspension for road/weather conditions.

The interior of a DBS is a blend of carbon fibre, alcantara leather, wood, stainless steel and aluminium surfaces. The seats both bear the DBS signature with an optional 2+2 seating configuration. The key is made from stainless steel and glass and is inserted into a special hole in the dashboard. It also has a 1000-watt Bang & Olufsen sound system with 13 speakers in 10 different locations throughout the cabin, as well as an integrated Apple iPod connector.

PM: +2   RED: 2   CRUS: 110   MAX: 191   RNG: 260   FCE: 2   STR: 6   COST: $290,000

GM Information: The DBS receives a -1EF to Force maneuvers and safety rolls associated with the same, however, otherwise it receives a +1EF to safety tests.

Q Department: The 00 section DBS vehicles are equipped with the latest in vehicular armor (-4DC to attacks), and a shielded, biometric secret compartment in the glove box that can hold a sidearm and extra magazine. There is also a vital signs monitor/ emergency defibrillator (in the glove box) and combat medic kit  (in a compartment under the passenger seat.) GPS, wifi hotspot for the agent’s cell phone are also standard.

One of the elements in our latest Battlestar Galactica campaign that would translate easily into almost any modern/future setting is the use of non-profit foundations as a villain organization. It’s a nice change from the tired “evil corporation” trope of cyberpunk, and fits well into the police state fascism of cyberpunk settings, or the world of Firefly, or spy-fi campaigns. These non-profits are generally thought well of because they appear to be honest brokers — they aren’t making money off of their policy positions (not true, of course), they claim political nonpartisanship (not true — in fiction or reality), and often have a wide reach. These groups don’t just target politicians, they get their hooks into education by providing money, and they insinuate themselves into business practices through advocacy.

Here’s a couple of groups that, with a bit of tweaking could be used in any setting:

PROMETHEUS GROUP (Battlestar Galactica version)

This is an umbrella holding trust that controls the money and operation of various non-profit foundations. They have their hooks into policy think tanks (The Prometheus Foundation), educational scholarship funds and advocacy (the Lucan Foundation), and Center for Colonial Progress (a political lobby firm that pushes social programs and funding for the same.) The group and the Lucan Foundation were formed by entrepreneur and former Virgoninan politician Count Azarius Lucan. The count is now a reclusive figure, pulling the strings after a near-fatal accident while orbital skydiving. He suffered extensive surgeries following his accident that could have allowed the Cylons to either replace him, or alter him in some way to be their master agent on Virgon.

It should be obvious how this can be tweaked for usage in any futuristic game that involves cybernetics, cloning, or even psionic manipulation. Lucan (I’d change his first name for modern settings) is a quasi-tragic figure — the former scion of whatever policies the GM’s universe deems “good” turned bad guy because of outside influence. (Better is he was always a bad guy, but he hides it well; sort of what they were going for with Dominic Greene in Quantum of Solace, but tip their hat too early.)

For a modern setting, you could just use real foundations as your bad guys; they are legion, but the Prometheus Group could be some kind of international group manipulating politics, terrorists, businesses, to create a world (dis)order that benefits them monetarily or politically. It’s world domination without the nuclear blackmail. What makes this sort of black hat organization so insidious isn’t just that they are seen as good guys, but that their monetary influence would extend throughout the political system that controls your police precinct, spy organization, military unit, or whatever — your own people don’t want to see you succeed because of the hit they will take to their funding stream, or it could implicate them in dirty deals, or simply act as an embarrassment during election time. You will be fighting both the villains and your own command structure.

It’s been two weeks since the last AAR for the Galactica game. This is partly due to the addition of two new players, so there was a lot of intro work. One of the new characters is a JAG lawyer who has been brought in to monitor the actions of the characters and their investigations into Cylon infiltration of the Colonies. They’re research has led them to suspect toaster involvement in several mega-lobby firms and non-profits…all highly politically connected. This positioning has the characters in a difficult place, where they cannot push too hard for fear of riling up politicians tightly connected to these group’s money stream. The lawyer is there to slow the investigation, as much as keep them legally correct.

The second new character is a Colonial Marine Corps sergeant who has been assigned to protect Commander Pindarus (the lead in the series). He’s a young, confident but not as smart as he thinks he is son of a fisherman from Picon, who is somewhat prejudiced toward the privileged and wealthy.

The new characters needed some intro time and the character crosstalk has increased dramatically, which is slowing the plot somewhat. This is one downside to larger groups — add a player and I find the crosstalk doubles. If you have a player who is more of a time hog than others, that also slows matters.

The plot elements the last two weeks: Things are still moving at a quick pace. The characters had rounded up a group of suspects that were tied to their main target, a lobbyist for the Lucan Foundation, an educational non-profit that does a lot of policy work. They are the main force behind trying to downsize the defense budget in favor of social programs. these people had been smuggled past the customs at Caprica City Spaceport**, and one of them was later involved in an attack on Pindarus.

Their efforts are mostly a failure over the last two episodes. They make a move to arrest the lobbyist, but when they make their move to raid the condo of the man, all electronic devices, the power goes out for a two block radius of the building. Their quarry is gone, and all of his computers and storage media are trashed due to some kind of EMP bomb about the size of an 48 ounce drink cup — it’s technology far advanced of Clonial EMP devices. They find a strange mechanical fly, as well, and think it might have been a surveillance device that saw the breach team’s approach and popped the bomb.

The mission is jeopardized by the botched raid because the condominium was in the swanky Orpheus Park neighborhood — home to a lot of business, entertainment, and political figures. (Think the Upper West Side of Manhattan…) A lot of important people were inconvenienced and are blaming the Colonial Security Service. To make matters worse, the twelve other suspects they have all die in custody — the back of their heads popping from the “kill swtich” in their cybernetics. they track down the captain that brought them in, but he’s clean of cybernetics and cooperates reluctantly, but all his information is useless — save for one piece that links the lobbyist’s activities to the elusive Count Azarius Lucan — the man who founded the Lucan Foundation that the suspect worked for, but also the Prometheus Foundation, a policy think tank that is similar in size and scope to the Tides Foundation in the real world. Lucan has been a recluse since he suffered a near-fatal accident while orbital skydiving. He lives on a private island on Virgon, and it appears the suspect has been visiting the place off the books (something the foundation VP on Caprica says he would not have done.)

It’s obvious the Cylons know they are onto them and are trimming the loose ends. There’s other elements that have been in play, as well, family and friends and other distractions to keep the players off balance.

(**Worldbuilding element: the Colonies are supposed to have a freedom of movement between the Twelve Worlds, but  because of differing tax rates on various planets and some differences in product legality, travelers are supposed to go through customs checks. It’s a misdemeanor on most worlds to dodge customs.)

Possible? Not possible? Who cares? It’s awesome! Unless something breaks down…then it’s a dramatically awful idea…

Apparently, Universal finally got off their butts and are releasing Battlestar Galactica: Blood & Chrome first online this Friday in installments, then on SciFi (I refuse to call it SyFy) and then on DVD.

I’m amused. The artist for one of my favorite comic books has no sense of humor. I am, apparently, an “ignorant over-privileged right-wing fuck” responding to a retweet saying “[Mitt Romney]’s not afraid to face a ravening, grasping horde of subhumans, because that’s how he sees poor people already.” My response, “They’re not?” A quick review of my tweets would show I’m a sarcastic bastard. I’m also a writer and college prof and a full-time dad…so I’m not exactly rolling in dough, myself. I suppose my response should have been “We’re not?” to maximize the effect, but hey — shoulda woulda coulda.

Of course, he gets butthurt and flies into a multi-tweet response (that’s when you know someone’s really mad at you!)

As a poor person (and most comic creators are extremely poor) I would say no. Y’see, we dangle at the end of a very-

long and predatory business model where @bclevinger and I do 90% of the work and reap 10% of the reward. Many poor —

poor people also exist in similarly unfair and unbalanced work situations. We work long hours for little reward. So–

on behalf of my fellow poor grasping subhumans let me answer with a NO. You ignorant over-privileged right-wing fuck

So, because he’s a poor person he’s outrageously outraged! My response to Scott Wegener is pretty simple: 1) You aren’t poor due to the predatory business model…you’re poor because you chose a poor career path. So did I (several times, actually.)

2) You went into comics despite the fact that there is a long, well-published set of data on exactly how truly awful the publishers of comics are to the talent. I can only assume you value your creative work and lifestyle more than money…so what’s the beef? If you want to eat and be happy in your work, get yourself a well-paid spouse or lover; or a day job you despise. Hell, I soldiered just to make ends meet.

3) There’s a remarkably wide swathe for people out there who don’t fit into the “left wing/right wing” pigeon holes. I know that requires a ore nuanced view of politics than the traditional and simplistic, Manichean, us/them political spectrum, but it will make your insult sting if you actual have an idea of who your are attempting ad hominen attacks on.

Lastly, this is a prime example of my axiom, “The offense lies with the Offended.” If you want to get butthurt over something somebody said, if you want to give them power over your emotional state — that wasn’t their doing. That was yours. If you had the power of your convictions, you’d have shrugged me off as a troll and gotten on with the next issue of the excellent Atomic Robo (Yes — I’m even plugging his material!)

He might need one of these…

I’m going to go lord it over my serfs now. Everyone have a great day!