Well…not really.  I convinced the girlfriend to try gaming this weekend, and fired off a character and a solo one-shot adventure in Hollow Earth Expedition — a simple spy story set during the IV Winter Olympics in Germany.

The adventure was a straightforward spy story:  she runs into her old friend Col. Stringer, who is here working for MI6’s Z Section (although she doesn’t know this, at first.)  She goes to the ski chalet at the top of the Kreuzeck for lunch with the colonel, but he isn’t there — instead, he is skiing away, with a couple of goons in tow.  She gets some skis and gives chase only to see him apparently ski off a cliff face to his death.  Investigating, she finds out it’s the Gestapo that was chasing him, and through her cousin Sir George Paget — a British consul here for the Olympics — that he was working for His Majesty’s Government, and that he had vital intelligence on Nazi activities that the service was hoping to convince the recalcitrant British government of the dangers of Hitler and his cronies.  She finds a key, either a locker or safety deposit key, that the SS missed when sweeping his room and goes through the process of checking it with locers on the Kreuzeck, finally finding out that it is for safe deposit boxes on the Zugspitzekopf — the tallest peak surrounding Garmisch, and where Hitler is having a big party for the Olympic winners and other guests.  She has to wrangle an invitation to get to the Zugspitekopf (this was accomplished through the Mitford sisters, Diana and Unity, who were closely tied to Hitler and his friends) when she finds a small camera that Sir George insists she must get to him, or to the consulate in Innsbruch, 25 miles away in Austria.

The adventure was set up for ski chase action (the Kreuzeck sequence), for a possible attempt to search the colonel’s room before the Nazis (the player forwent that in favor of seducing and staying close to the lead investigator and stringing him along), and for discovery of her spy mission while on the Zugspitze (she does arouse suspicion, but not immediately).  I had panned for a fight sequence on the long tram line to the Zugspitzekopf, and for a possible horse-drawn carriage or car chase int he snowy streets of Garmisch.  The player almost got away without suspicion but a few bad rolls and she raises the suspicion of the Gestapo officer, who was taking her for a visit to the police station.  She managed to avoid this by starting the car and driving away, with the officer on the running board and trying to get to her.  She purposefully sideswiped a fountain in the town square, injuring the officer badly and making her escape into Austria before the police could catch her.

It was a 4 hour deal, start-to-finish, and played very well.  With some tweaking, it could work well for any system or espionage setting.

LADY ELIZABETH “BETTY” PAGET SAINT

Archetype: Adventuress     Motivation: Thrillseeker

ATTRIBUTES:   Body 2, Dexterity 3, Strength 2, Charisma 3, Intelligence 3, Willpower 3

Secondary Attributes:  Size 0, Move 5, Perception 6, Initiative 6, Defense 5, Stun 2, Health 5, Style 5

SKILLS: Acrobatics 2 (5), Athletics 2 (4), Brawl 2 (4), Bureaucracy 1 (4), Con 3 (6), Diplomacy 3 (6), Drive 2 (5), Firearms 2 (5), Investigation 2 (5), Larceny 1 (4), Linguistics 3 (6), Melee 2 (4), Performance 1 (4), Ride 1 (4), Stealth 1 (4), Streetwise 2 (5), Survival 2 (5)

RESOURCES & TRAITS:  Artifact 1: Bugatti 57 Coupe (blue/black), Attractive, Refuge 2: Plantation home in Kenya on the shore of Lake Victoria, Status 2

FLAWS: Addiction — tobacco, Danger Magnet, Hedonist, Thrillseeker

LANGUAGES: English (native), French, German, Italian, Swahili

HISTORY:  Lady Elizabeth is the only child of Lord Thomas Saint and Lady Helen Paget.  She was born on the Kenyan family plantation 1 June, 1910.  Her father was killed in action in East Africa during the Great War leading African volunteers against German troops on the border of German East Africa.  Her mother provided a base of operations for British troops on Lake Victoria and the plantation was attacked by German gunboats and sailors in 1916, but swiftly rescued by elements of the Kings Royal Rifle Corps (led by Cpt. Michael Stringer.)  They were evacuated to England shortly afterward.

After the war, Lady Helen and Betty settled in Paddington, West London, and Betty attended St. Mary’s School for Girls from 1918-1926.  Her mother died shortly after she graduated from school and Betty inherited the family fortune.  She had her interests hit hard in 1929, but still has enough income from her investments to live comfortably.  She has traveled extensively, making a name for herself as an explorer and hunter. She is a woman of action, perpetually on the move and trying new things.

She also has a reputation as a fast woman — many of her friends being part of the “Happy Valley Set” of colonials living in Kenya, where many of her hunter expeditions were based out of.

Lady Elizabeth is 5’6″, 130 lbs, with dark hair and eyes.  She has a flat in Hammersmith.

…what the f#$k is up with the Japanese?  Tentacle porn as charging device:

…and mechanical tumors…

All the brainchild of Mio Izawa.

Here’s the 15 finalists for the James Dyson Awards — yes, the vacuum cleaner guy with the proper amount of suction…

Minotaur Fire Nozzle System (New Zealand): Instead of holding a fire hose, the Minotaur Dire Nozzle is strapped onto fire-fighters with a harness. This counteracts the opposing water pressure and makes it easier to control.

Water Donut & Ultra Pipe (Germany): A pipe that purifies contaminated water with UV light. During sunless periods, the Ultra Pipe can filter the water through a pressure driven membrane.

Flo2w (Ireland): A new way of delivering oxygen to a hospital patient. The device is fitted on the patient’s head using an adjustable headpiece. Flo2w is more efficient and comfortable than a big, intimidating one-size-fits-all mask.

Reanimations (Switzerland): A resuscitation vest that compresses a patient’s chest as regular intervals and pushes the blood into the brain more effectively and evenly than with a manual cardiac massage

Butterfly Micro Scooter (Switzerland): Butterfly is a compact mobile micro scooter that can be folded away so it fits into a bag. When closed, dirty wheels are enclosed inside a smooth outer shell.

Seakettle (US): A life raft that provides shelter and fresh drinking water for those stranded at sea.

Mantis (US): A portable dental chair, that collapses into a trolley so it can be used to transport heavy equipment.

The Copenhagen Wheel (US): A sleek red hub in the rear wheel contains a motor, batteries and an internal gear system. It stores pedal power to power a hybrid electric motor – and can be controlled from a smart phone docked on the handlebars. Cyclists can use data to plan bike routes and see traffic and pollution levels ahead.

Tablet seed (Japan): A capsule made from water-soluble manure that contains vegetable seeds. When the tablet seed is buried in the ground, surrounding soil dissolves the capsule and chemical changes occur in the soil to promote growth.

Move-it (UK): A simple kit of self-adhesive cardboard parts, which the user sticks on to a cardboard box, turning it into a lightweight, easy-to-use trolley.

Air Free Intravenous infusions (UK): A drip chamber which prevents air entrainments in intravenous drip lines, reducing the chance of fatal air embolisms. It gives visual warning when an infusion has stopped.

Long Reach (Australia): A hand held device which expels a compressed emergency buoyancy aid up to 150 metres out to sea. Longreach helps people remain buoyant during an emergency situation.

BIQUATTRO (Austria): A pedal-assisted electric bike that can be turned into a tricycle when you need to carry a heavy load.

Wanderest seat (New Zealand): A seat designed to be strapped to public spaces such as a lamp post. It is portable so can be easily carried by the elderly.

Pure (UK): UV sterilization water bottle: a water bottle that filters and sterilises the water from a lake or a stream in two minutes. An outer chamber of the bottle is filled with dirty water from a lake, stream or puddle. The inner chamber plunges through the outer chamber, filtering water particles as small as four microns. Once the water is clear of sediment, it is sterilised for 90 seconds using a wind-up ultra violet bulb.

…maybe.  Actually, in many way, not habitable for us, in all likelihood.

Gilese 581g orbits a red dwarf 20 light years away and is tidally locked (or close to it),which would create sharp environmental zones ranging from 160 to -30F, depending on which side of the planet you were on.  The terminator — the area of twilight on the planet — would be most livable…if you’re Eskimo or Norwegian, maybe, with a balmy -10 to 20 degree F climate.  It’s three times the size of Earth, and if the composition is right, might not have devastatingly high gravity and should be able to hold an atmosphere.

Buy your ticket now!

The big test was tonight, running Battlestar Galactica.  For this campaign, I’ve usually got several files open in WordPerfect on my computer — the night’s episode, the command staff NPC list, other NPC list, and the fleet vessels stats.  About 400kb a file when moved over to .pdf for the big files.

The programs used were the same: Diceshaker, PDF Reader, and some light internet use at one point using Safari.  The main concern for me was swapping between the adventure notes and NPC files — it worked fine and wasn’t particularly slow — one good point with PDF Reader:  when you open files you’ve been using, it opens them in the last position in the manuscript you were, so I was always back to where I had been on the episode notes.  Swapping over to Diceshaker was easy enough.

I had a slight issue with Diceshaker in that I had to set up a pair (in case a character/NPC had two of the same dice to roll) of each die that might be used for Cortex (d2-d12) and roll each pair separately to get the results (i.e. I need, say a d8+d6 for the character, so I roll the 2d6 and take the first, then roll the 2d8…)  Problem?  Not really.  I’m just used to having the dice set to roll at one time on the laptop dice program.

No big battles, just a knockdock-dragout between a doped up deckhand (essentially on meth) and a couple of the players.  Mirth and violence ensured with little trouble running it.

I’ve got to say, after a few times taking the tablet to the game table instead of the laptop…I like it.  It’s small and light — a big consideration if you have to carry a bunch of books with you (and even better if you can just load those books onto the device!) or have limited carry space, as I do on my Triumph.  The battery life is incredible, the screen is bright and easy to read (make sure you hide the screen behind a GM screen or something; players can often read the notes from several yards away.)

At this point I’m willing to give the iPad a qualified thumbs up as a GM/gamer tool.

Not content with updating his “masterpiece” with new effects a few years back, George “Toy Boy” Lucas is set to ruin your childhood memories of the first Star Wars trilogy some more.

Now the trilogy is being released in 3D!

Maybe Han will shoot first in this go-’round.  I, for one, am done with the Wars.

David Eagleman writes in New Scientist that he is a “possibilian” — a sicentist that doesn’t refute God, like most atheist scientists, nor is he necessarily a religious man.  His article is here, if you want to read it, but rather than coining a new — and inelegant — term, try one that exists…

Agnostic – noun.  1. a person that holds the view that any ultimate reality (as God) is unknown and probably unknowable; broadly: one who is not committed to believing in the existence or nonexistence of God or a god.

Or as I like to put it: atheism requires a certain and commitment I don’t have.

I downloaded Blio — a new ebook reader/store that was promising a superior experience.  While I wasn’t falling for the hyperbole, I did like that it was available for the Windows 7 platform.  Problem:  there’s no matching app for readers; you have to read your shiny ebooks on a computer.

There’s a lot of people that have computers and no reader — this program is for them.  Unfortunately, much like iBooks, there’s not real selection.

I downloaded a couple of free books that caught my eye and was going to use Calibre to transfer them over to the iBooks program on the iPad.  I hadn’t used Calibre for a few months, and was displeased to find the program couldn’t find my iPad with its new iteration.  When I hit the online FAQ, I found that you had to shunt any ebooks set up through Calibre had to go through a proprietary reader on the iPad, rather than the very simple prior system.  I understand that this is to better service other readers, but it’s a pain in the ass — I already have several reader programs and the last thing I need is another app to read a book (especially as it’s in the same bloody format iBooks uses.)

In other words, Calibre and Blio…a duo of FAIL.  Honorable Failure Mention goes to Nook, Barnes and Noble’s reader for iPad.  It crashes more than one of those old three-wheeled Reliants from the 1970s.

In lieu of a post of how the iPad performed on BSG night (we had to cancel due to most of the game group having illnesses or work), here’s a review of an iPad battle map program over on RPG.net

The Samsung flipphone I had was dying — crappy battery and was doing strange things like not receiving my voicemail and texts.  Since I was about due to reup my Verizon account, I decided to try something outside of the flipphone (especially as Verizon and other carriers are trying to force peple away from simply voice & basic text devices.)  The only one that really caught my eye after a bit of reading was the Pantech Jest — mostly because I want a free phone if I’m locked into a contract.

The Pantech is nicely sized and fits into a pocket well.  It’s got a handsome colorful screen that looks nice, but washes out something fierce in the sunlight.  It doesn’t help that the screen gets scratched up pretty quickly — or did just sitting in my mesh motorcycle jacket pocket for a few days.  There’s a slide out QWERTY keyboard that works decently for texting (the main purpose of the phone, I suspect), but it can make dialing a number a bit of a hassle, and is a real pain in the butt when you have to deal with phone menus at your bank or what have you.  Build quality is solid: my cat spilled milk all over the phone and knocked it off the counter, but a quick bit of paper towels and snapping the battery back in, the phone did well.  (I did have to pull the battery a few days later to get the phone to accurately read the battery gauge.)

Voice quality is so-so; turned up to the maximum microphone and earpiece setting, people do have trouble hearing me if there’s a lot of ambient noise and vice-versa.  Just using it for the occasional phone call and text, I get about a 4-5 day charge on the Jest; I traveled through Scotland with the phone charged and off, so that I would have comms on returning to the States, and after that time, it still have a 2 or 4 bar charge.  (It had been on for two days, so it kept trying to find a network in the UK — more on that later.)  Heavy phone and text use will drop your time, and internet services will most likely kill a charge in less than a day.

The phone does have the ability to web surf, be used as a navigation tool, but I don’t tend to use those features.  You can play music on the Jest, and there’s a dedicated note button for the feature.  I’ve only tried it, but with headphones the sound quality isn’t bad.  It’s not replacing my Sansa clip-on MP3 player soon.

The phone buttons are locked when the device is closed, you have to slide the keyboard out to unlock and use the device.  This also turns the phone on from sleep mode and can be done by accident while removing it from a pocket, or shifting it around in a backpack (hence why my phone was on in the UK when it ought not to have been.)  The control mechanism is a circular pressure or optical sensitive OK button.  It works well sometimes, and other times make you want to dash the phone off of the nearest hard object.  Even changing the sensitivity settings, I’ve had a devil of a time getting it to function well.

As a free phone, it’s a great little device.  Had I had to pay more than $50 for it, I’d have been a bit upset.  It looks nice, functions adequately as a phone and better as a text device, has decent battery life, and a very good 2mpx camera (no flash.)  It’s a gateway phone, designed to give enough functionality to the teen social networking crowd to lure them up into a smartphone.